For the school paper, you were each asked to interview someone about their job.As
a result, we need to issue a retraction to local Doctor David Nardin as
Ms. Namora failed to recognize the difference between "Podiatrist" and
"Pederast."
Finalist - John C. Gardner Prize; Wilkes Univ. (2007)
Craig is a terrible boss. He gets so mad at me! He gets so mad! Like about the whole Schneiderman Industries letter - if Craigwants to end a letter with "Sincerely" then he should dictate "Sincerely" instead of "the usual closing" because MY usual closing isn't"Sincerely" and anyway, I don't think it's such a big deal thatMr. Schneiderman got a "business" letter from us signed "Love, Craig."
from GLASS CEILING (monologue)
I tell young mothers don't despair if your child is born retarded - they can always be a personal assistant.